Sunday, February 24, 2013
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Comment: That headline says it all doesn't it! I always knew that folks up in Yanbaru were notorious for drinking and driving and what the heck is a Kuina doing behind the wheel of a car anyway. Oh, maybe it was one of those drunk driving farmers or fishermen from up north who were driving and the Kuina was just riding shotgun for shits and giggles. Nah, couldn't be, most of them farmers and fishermen don't have a driver's license anyway. Was probably one of their wives driving home from the liquor shop to cook dinner. They probably needed to get some Awamori Sake cause they drank the half part of a typhoon bottle for lunch. Even if the Kuina's weren't behind the wheel or riding shotgun, they're kinda scatter-brained and they don't stand a chance once granny spots one and puts her foot in the carburetor!
Anyway, here's an oldie but goodie for you, "Why did the chicken cross the road, to show the Yonbaru Kuina that it could be done!"
Note: if your going to be in Texas, just substitute Armadillo for Kuina and this joke works there too.